Privacy Policy
Numerous little Google add-ons I have running on the page (Analytics, AdSense etc) require that I have a Privacy Policy. I’m no lawyer, but the best I can come up with is this.
If you’re on this website, I own your immortal soul and all the thoughts you’ve ever had up to and including the one in your head right now. Yes, even the dirty ones.
The webserver I use also collects information, but it’s the generic stuff that all Apache servers collect and I don’t use it for anything, unless the site has a total meltdown. Nothing commerical though, scouts honour (disclaimer: i’m not now, nor have I ever been an actual scout.) Failing that, any other information I collect is actually collected by Google Inc., and as such I’d direct you to their policy.